This is a story about a casino - a very busy casino. So successful was
this casino, that most of its patrons never needed to leave. They ate at
the casino's restaurants, and they slept in the casino's hotels. They
even brought up their kids in the casino (they went to school there!).
Because they
almost never left the casino, the patrons hardly ever used real money. They paid their food and rent
bills with the casino's "chips" (ie, the high tech plastic tokens used for
gaming machines, poker tables, and all other casino services). Very
convenient.
In fact, the tokens were so convenient that patron
rarely cashed in their chips for real money. So infrequent were the patron's trips to
the cashier, that one day the casino decided to shut their cashier down
altogether.
Well, the patrons realized that this meant that they
would be trapped in the casino, as all their chips - and some patrons
has amassed quite a hoard - could never be wagered or spent outside the
casino.
So the patrons started heading for the exit, (which took
some finding mind you - it was well hidden), as they thought that the
casino would eventually go bust if it wouldn't redeem patron chips for
real money, and if the casino did go bust, everyone's chips would become worthless.
Without
patrons, the casino could not survive, so it had to do something to stop the exodus. The casino played the only
card that it could. It reset all the games and machines to pay out big.
Some paid out as much as 20% each time you played.
It worked! The exodus stopped, and the patrons returned to the gaming machines. With the casino paying out so much, they wagered much more than before.
Over time, two things happened..
The children
that were born in the casino hospital grew up to be institutionalised, as they only ever saw chips
used for payments - never real money. They never had any thoughts about
leaving the casino, and only the most creative and imaginative of them even theorized
about such a concept.
The other thing that happened over the
years was that the casino ever so slowly adjusted the machines back to
their original loss-making (for the patron) settings. It was very subtle, so very very few patrons spotted the game. Eventually, somehow, even
the most prudent gamblers seemed to be taking losses more often than not.
Now,
before when I said that the casino closed the cashiers, that's not
quite the full story. They do rent floor space to semi-private operators
to provide cashier services. This, however, is largely a facade. They keep a close eye on the
chip:real-money exchange rate, and intervene to maintain a very high value for their
chips. The losses on these trades is justified by the corresponding value created in their
chips. This forces them to limit trading volumes to "trickle" amounts, and so these markets are too small for high rollers.
Consequently, there is a black market for real money. This black
market enables the high rollers to cash out - but only very highest of
high rollers know about this black market. On this black market, the
price of real money is very expensive, as this black market consists of some people outside the casino, who place very little value on the casino's chips.
Things brings us to the present.
Nowadays, most
patrons make losses. Despite searching high
and wide for the winning games and strategies, they just can't seem to find any. The games seem to be rigged. Stacks are
dwindling, and patrons are beginning to looking for the exits again. Not only that, but ever increasing numbers of patrons are heading to the cashiers.
So, what will happen? No
one knows for sure.
At some point, the casino will need to concede that
the black market value of their chips is indeed fair market value, and
the casino must provide cashier services using this fair market pricing
for their chips.
Now,
if you were a patron in this casino of life, and you knew of the black market for real money,
and hence the expensiveness of the casino chips and relative cheapness of real
money, as well as inevitability of the return to normal prices, what
would you do?
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ReplyDeleteI would start a black market teller service and start to switch my chips for cash from new people entering the casino at a better exchange rate than the real teller.
ReplyDeleteOnce I've got cash I'd exit to the real world put my children into rehab for 40 years.
There's no need to complicate it. Just cash out to real money and wait..
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